Employment Skills of Billy
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I am seeking employment as a
Dog Catcher
which requires my skills in:
Decision Making Observation Mediation Leadership Self Motivation Acceleration Agility Vocalization
Education
I graduated from kindergarten at the S. Kubric Acadamy with honors.
I completed my primary education at the esteemed W. Cleaver Elementary where I was known by both students and faculty as 'dog boy' due to my growing canine attraction.
At B. Madison Jr. High, I was awarded a citation of merit for my part in developing a program for the leftover cafeteria food to be donated to the local animal shelter.
I finished high school, at A. E. Neuman High at the top of the class in academics, as well as being voted 'most likely to get rabies' of my class and featured as such in our yearbook.
I received an A.A. in Animal Husbandry from the W. E. Coyote Scuela De Animales in Mexico over a span of 5 years after my high school graduation.
Work Experience
While attending Jr. high I volunteered at the local animal shelter but was let go for political reasons.
During High school I was both founder and president of a club based on canine adoration. The club, called "Puppy Lovers" was not actually affiliated with school and our secret meetings were always held in my yard, which made it hard to get new members. However, through the hard work of both the club secretary (my mother) and myself, the club grew to 5 members over the course of 4 years.
I worked part time at Dogs and Stuff as a cage cleaner to earn my college tuition and certainly learned how to keep a kennel clean!
My most recent work related experience has been acquired at the zoo at which I am a season pass holder. I technically am not on staff and don't work with any of the other employees directly but I do take care of several animals. I have been experimenting with the diets of several of the large caged cats and noticed that they all prefer candy tossed into their cages over vegetables, cooked or not! I have also been analyzing the effects of different common chemicals on various reptiles with mixed results. Please check my:
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